ooooh Morley Morley 11:06 Fri Oct 21
When people say....
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When people say...
"I'd have got less for manslaughter.." after telling you how many years they have been married.
JUST FUCK OFF
What other cliché ridden shit do people spout in conversation...
Oh and good morning...
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Northern Sold
11:08 Fri Oct 21
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MORNING...
* touches peak of cap *
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monto
11:10 Fri Oct 21
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"For my sins.." when telling you what team they support.
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Lily Hammer
11:12 Fri Oct 21
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"My gran could have scored that!"
No way, unless the coffin is placed in just the right spot when the cross comes in, but would it really be her scoring it?
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Ricky Bobby
11:15 Fri Oct 21
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"I could have put that away"
Most home games this season from the bloke sat next to me.
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Bouncing Ludo
11:17 Fri Oct 21
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"Remove the horns and wipe it's arse"
Yes, we get it that you like your steak blue you fucking weirdo, but that line simply isn't funny any more, if it ever was.
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riosleftsock
11:28 Fri Oct 21
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Would you like to see some puppies?
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Razzle
11:31 Fri Oct 21
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When people say "Honey" and you say "G"
FUCK OFF
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big bongie
11:31 Fri Oct 21
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When your late into work people who say " afternoon"
When your in early they say "shit the bed ? "
Fuck off you cunts
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Takashi Miike
11:38 Fri Oct 21
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not a cliche but I hate cunts saying 'crack on', it really fucking winds me up
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Swiss.
11:38 Fri Oct 21
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"I'm not being funny but...."
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IsaacHock
11:40 Fri Oct 21
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I'm afraid I can't participate as my gems are all written 'in the moment'.
For instance, I was walking past my neighbours house, and he was washing his car. Quick as a flash I said "Would you mind doing mine when you are finished?". Our banter is so strong that he didn't even have to laugh, I just knew.
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penners28
11:41 Fri Oct 21
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facebook cliches:
anything cheeky. Beer, nap, nandos...FUCK OFF
anything o clock. Wine o clock, beer o clock etc
"out with THIS ONE" when referring to a friend
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Trevor B
11:43 Fri Oct 21
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At the end of the day..
I'm just saying..
No offence but..
Believe you me..
That's what she said..
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One McAvennieeeeee
11:45 Fri Oct 21
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"out with THIS ONE" when referring to a friend"
Drive me mad that!
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riosleftsock
11:46 Fri Oct 21
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"What's this got to do with west ham?"
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Razzle
11:49 Fri Oct 21
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Trevor B 11:43 Fri Oct 21
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y'know?
NO I FUCKING DON'T KNOW!!!
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IsaacHock
11:51 Fri Oct 21
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I refer to my wife as 'The old ball and chain'.
Him - 'The better half'!
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the coming of gary
11:53 Fri Oct 21
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" up here for thinking , down there for dancing "
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Pee Wee
11:55 Fri Oct 21
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'Does this look alright?'
'Honestly?'
'No, if you could be totally dishonest and give me completely incorrect information I would find that much more useful, you pathetic waste of semen'
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